This election day, vote for Khan!

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Consider:

  • genetically-engineered superior intellect!
  • greatest of WWIII-era dictators!
  • no massacres under his reign!
  • successfully commandeered two starships!
  • irresistible to women!
  • quotes Milton!
  • defied the socialist, materialistic United Federation of Planets!

Oh, and you have a better candidate?

4 Responses

  1. “Oh, and you have a better candidate?”

    Absolutely.

    Cthulhu.

    That’s right, THE Cthulhu.

    Why choose the LESSER of two evils?

  2. Excellent choice! I’d love to see that campaign poster.

  3. You seek a better candidate? Perhaps the Queen of the Borg will fill that desire.

    “We are the Borg. Lower your guns and surrender your votes. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile!”

    Can’t think anythone else better than her for the job. hehe

  4. Dear Mr. Watson,

    That sounds like a good choice, but I’m still going to say that I don’t know what you’re talking about. There were no Star Trek movies after Star Trek IV. I may sometimes remember there being other movies, but that was just a bad dream. IT NEVER HAPPENED. And “First Contact” never happened even more than most of them.

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